The Robots of Service Ontario
After getting through a whole bunch of robotic messages and pressing of numbers and keys, I was put on hold and a music started to play. Aft


Crotch Monster
Hi Internetters! Welcome to my blog! Today I want to talk about, well, a thing that nobody seems to want to talk about: the crotch. I...


Halloween
Unless it is one that you absolutely love with all your heart, a halloween costume really should be something you put together at the last m


Star Wars - Part Two
I know that Star Wars is a beloved phenomenon. No need to remind me. And you know what, despite 21 years of failure, I will continue to try


Star Wars
I told my friend I was very disappointed. Not only was there no Luke, no Han Solo. Princess Leia went with croissants instead of cinnamon bu


Turandot
Hey internetters! Welcome back to another blog entry. I went to see an opera for the first time, so I wanna tell you about it. I’ve...


Bad Pablo's Fabric Shop
Hey guys, how are you doing? I am good, though my spirit isn’t exactly high. I feel like a piece of noodle floating in the middle of a...


The Beach - Part Two
Hey guys! Welcome back to my blog! I am well, thank you for asking. Some time has passed since the last entry about me beach adventure....


Beach Day
Hi Internetters! It's Moo, welcome to my blog entry! This one is about the beach. I feel like there’s always an invisible pressure to go...


Buddhist Guilt
It turns out the Buddha was not too chill to punish people. Instead of sending you to hell, he gave you a fever. I vowed never to go back to
























