I haven't written in a long time, mostly because nothing interesting happened. Then I watched something scary, and I wrote this! Best way to break out of boredom: watch something scary. But then you may be afraid of your own peripheral vision afterward so maybe don't. Spoilers to Mulholland Drive diner scene up ahead! And spoilers to earlier episodes of Twin Peaks as well. This is written for people who have already seen Twin Peaks, Mulholland Drive, or just The Diner Scene.