Moo's Review of the VIP Movie Theatre: Too Many Shouty People with Chicken Grease all Over
The other day, I went to watch Hamnet at the theatre. Because it was a Tuesday and Tuesdays are cheap, everybody got tickets and the regular theatre was packed, my only option was to sit in the very front row where I'd have crane my neck at 90 degree angle to look up the entire time only to see people's faces in shape of Easter Island guys like, you know, a giant chin, all distorted, and occasionally have their left eye all the way up in the corner of the screen. So I didn't
Moo's Review of Frankenstein: Why is Frankenstein's Monster Handsome?
WARNING: Contains many spoilers to Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein. I did think Jacob Elordi was a bit of an odd choice to play Frankenstein's monster. The movie kind of sets it self up to make you expect some sort of ugly thing, but he is clearly handsome. I have an expectation for him to have droopy eyes and a head that looks like it's got a lid on it, you know, like, a lid that's held together with stitches. So I was totally surprised when he shows up without anything cl
Bus 51
I used to take route 51 everyday to go to school. This was my third year as a person in Canada and I was still learning English. The...
Moo's Review of Tsui Hark's Green Snake: Why Would Anybody Want To Be a Buddha If You Could Be a Magical Snake?
Green Snake! It's the year of the snake. So we're gonna talk about snakes! Actually I'm kidding, I watch this movie every summer. And I...
Moo's Review of Challengers: I Want a Churro!
At first, I thought this movie wasn't for me. Oh my God, are you kidding? It's just a couple of beautiful skinny people doing sports that...
Hubert
This blog post has some spoilers to Miss Don't Touch Me the comic book. And it's also not that funny, because my favourite author died...
Cooper Is a Little Boy
WARNING: Many spoilers ahead for Twin Peaks seasons 1 to 3. The last episode of Twin Peaks is simultaneously my most hated and most liked...
In Defense of James!
He is from TWIN PEAKS, which is a show created by Mark Frost and David Lynch. It is weird/cheesy/funny/sentimental/meaningful all at the...
An Ode to CLAMP Men
"If You want it buy it!" Shouted the disgruntled woman who owned the China-town style assorted posters/assorted gifts/assorted stationary...
Simple Passion (a movie with lots of nudity!)
Today I watched a movie called “Simple Passion” by French film director Danielle Arbid. I thought it was great! Well, the plot isn't...
