The other day, I went to watch Hamnet at the theatre. Because it was a Tuesday and Tuesdays are cheap, everybody got tickets and the regular theatre was packed, my only option was to sit in the very front row where I'd have crane my neck at 90 degree angle to look up the entire time only to see people's faces in shape of Easter Island guys like, you know, a giant chin, all distorted, and occasionally have their left eye all the way up in the corner of the screen. So I didn't