She was a made-up character! Yet, I hated her. I hated her way more than I hated any real people. And I wasn't alone. A whole bunch of other teenage girls on the internet also hated her. We had fan-clubs of how much we hated her. I even wrote a grade 10 essay about why Relena sucks, titled “I Hate Relena”, despite never explaining to my TA what a Relena is. Which I'll explain in a bit! But first, you'll have to agree that you'll listen to the ramblings of my 15 year old self